Someone in my building bought a V8 Mohave. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 06/22/2016 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

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That is an interesting car, and probably won’t be easy to park in the underground garage.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 13:41

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Its called the Mohave there? EDIT: I guess its only called Borrego here in the US

Opposite Locksmith > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 13:46

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This exists?

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 13:48

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Mohave is a much better name. Borrego sounds like cussing in Spanish.

My citroen won't start > Opposite Locksmith 06/22/2016 at 13:48

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Yes, it came with a variety of engines and was quite good, but no-one bought it.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 13:49

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Not that Mohave sounds much cleaner...or that either name could save this ill timed, half-assed SUV.

Probenja > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 13:51

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Borrego is a baby sheep, even though it has nothing to do with the car as it is not small.

Mohave sounds much better as it’s similar to the desert’s name, where you expect to see these kind of cars.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Opposite Locksmith 06/22/2016 at 13:53

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It was the Borrego in the US. I think it was only sold here for a year or two around ‘09. Full body-on-frame SUV, close to a Tahoe in size - I’ve seen a few of them out there, but not many. As I recall, Kia seemed to think with everything going crossover there would be a market for something like this as a towing vehicle, but they were wrong and it was a total flop.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 13:55

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It was ill-timed, but not sure about the half-assed bit. It always seemed quite capable and well built, got great reviews also.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 13:57

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probably well built but the styling was no effort and it didn’t really do any one thing well.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:00

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Neither do 90% of modern SUVs apart from appear take up more space than necessary.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:01

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I actually quite like the styling, it looks clean. Probably only good at towing and double parking.

MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:01

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As if Landcruisers are the pinnacle of SUV design.

HammerheadFistpunch > MultiplaOrgasms 06/22/2016 at 14:02

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nope, but at least they know what they are and have specific talents.

My citroen won't start > Probenja 06/22/2016 at 14:02

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Exactly, also why the hell was it not called Mohave in the single market where the Mojave is actually located.

EDIT: Borrego is also the name of a place in California

MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:11

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Which are mostly unnecessary outside of the bush

HammerheadFistpunch > MultiplaOrgasms 06/22/2016 at 14:14

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sure. Not sure where to go with this since I agree...or what you are trying to say.

Schaefft > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 14:23

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I didn’t even know you could get one with a V8!

My citroen won't start > Schaefft 06/22/2016 at 14:32

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The Tau V8, won engine of the year for 2009 I think.

MultiplaOrgasms > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:35

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Should have bought the Fiat.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2016 at 14:35

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Not sure why he is attacking the Cruiser, it is the most capable and reliable thing. (That comes from a Range Rover owner and fanboy)

Frank Grimes > My citroen won't start 06/22/2016 at 19:57

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they spelt mojave wrong

My citroen won't start > Frank Grimes 06/22/2016 at 19:59

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Yes

That's BRZ fast > My citroen won't start 06/23/2016 at 10:14

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Part of me really wants one of these. Probably mostly for rarity than anything. I’d love to hear from someone who actually owns one. I try to get Doug Demuro to buy one, but no dice.